Percocet (Codeine Pills) and Xanax (Alprezolam Pills), while very euphoric and fun in nature to use, these 2 pills will fuck you up so bad to the point where instead of buying your Shorty a new dress, or your Ma a birthday gift; you will spend all your money on fake 5 dollar pills that will make you shit out your stomach and puke out your lungs once the Euphoria is gone. Although Percs are believed to be not as bad as Xans which is true up to a point, if you mix these 2 pills you will land yourself in the Coma section of the Emergency St. David Hospital, so do not mix these 2 pills unless you are tired in life, as a good friend of mine said "Morphine dulls the pain of dying, Codeine and Xanax dulls the pain of living". If you really wanna get fucked up and make sure nobody can save you drink a whole bunch of Redbull and Beer on top of the already consumed pills which will fuck your body up to the point where your major organs will start to fail starting with your liver and kidneys. If you came to this point you have about an hour to get to the hospital or write your Shorty a final goodbye note and kiss her on her forehead while she sleeps and just wait for the inevitable. So what you take away from this is that don't mix pills you fucking idiot.
Boyfriend: Yo I got some Percs and Xans wanna take em and chill all night?
Girlfriend: You'll be chilling in Coma for some time If you take that shit you fucking idiot *shakes her head*.
Girlfriend: You'll be chilling in Coma for some time If you take that shit you fucking idiot *shakes her head*.
by TheAnalScubaDiver May 30, 2020
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Barney: "Of course bro, you can't get over a woman if you still have mental pictures of her boobs, or B.PEGS"
Marshall: "Well its gonna take a while, because I've got a lot of those stored."
Barney: "And that is why I brought you to a strip club."
Marshall: "Well its gonna take a while, because I've got a lot of those stored."
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A sex act in which a woman (or man), in a crouching position, places their eye upon the anus of a standing male partner. They then proceed to grasp the shaft of the "periscope". Advanced users can then proceed to adjust the knobs of the periscope. The move is finished with a successful load blown, and a cry from the gazer of "fire the torpedos" as the recipient lets loose a fart. The fart should be moist so the gazer receives a maritime spraying of ocean wind.
Jim: Hey, uh betty. Ever looked through a swedish periscope?
Betty: Nope whats that?
Jim: come back home with me and ill show ya
Betty: Nope whats that?
Jim: come back home with me and ill show ya
by Dwarvish Lords of Miltonia September 29, 2008
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Get the perish mug.When a fresh a deuce is so large that it breaches the surface of the toilet bowl water, exposing the tip to air.
The toilet bowl is designed to use water to contain the terrifying smell of fecal matter. Naturally, when a load is large enough to reach periscope depth it stinks up the bathroom something terrible, requiring a courtesy flush.
The toilet bowl is designed to use water to contain the terrifying smell of fecal matter. Naturally, when a load is large enough to reach periscope depth it stinks up the bathroom something terrible, requiring a courtesy flush.
"Whoa dude, did you just dump all of Bombay in this bowl? My fuckin nose is going to fall off"
"Sorry after all that built up sushi that dump reached periscope depth"
"Sorry after all that built up sushi that dump reached periscope depth"
by Broham Brosef March 1, 2008
Get the periscope depth mug.1. The act of slowly floating upwards in a hot tub while erect or in the vernacular ,sporting a woody.
Origins: First to properly execute an up periscope one must first " blow ballast " by farting in the hot tub.
If undetected by the other occupants, preferably female, the "scope master" will raise his body until the head of his penis slowly breaks the surface. If he remains undetected he will slowly continue to push his penis farther out of the water until detected.
When detected he will yell "Down Scope" and rapidly pull his body downwards while acting as if nothing happened. If he remains undetected that means the female occupants of the hot tub are receptive or totally hammered, in either case, this often results in a "torpedo" attack after he yells UP SCOPE!
2.A mythical command often seen in WWII movies to raise the periscope. Up periscope is not used by modern submariners. The officer of the deck will inform the watch standers submarines control room the he is "Raising Number 1 ( or # 2 ) scope." at which time he will rotate the periscope ring that activates the raising / lowering mechanism.
Origins: First to properly execute an up periscope one must first " blow ballast " by farting in the hot tub.
If undetected by the other occupants, preferably female, the "scope master" will raise his body until the head of his penis slowly breaks the surface. If he remains undetected he will slowly continue to push his penis farther out of the water until detected.
When detected he will yell "Down Scope" and rapidly pull his body downwards while acting as if nothing happened. If he remains undetected that means the female occupants of the hot tub are receptive or totally hammered, in either case, this often results in a "torpedo" attack after he yells UP SCOPE!
2.A mythical command often seen in WWII movies to raise the periscope. Up periscope is not used by modern submariners. The officer of the deck will inform the watch standers submarines control room the he is "Raising Number 1 ( or # 2 ) scope." at which time he will rotate the periscope ring that activates the raising / lowering mechanism.
1. Dave's penis was totaly out of the water when he yelled " Up Periscope!" "Euwwwwwww a dick!" screamed Denise.
2. "Up Periscope!" Ensign Jones commanded. The watch standers looked at each other in quizzical disbelief. Don't you mean "Raising Number 1 scope?" asked the Cheif of the Watch. " "Uh...right Cheif"...Ensign Jones demurred.
2. "Up Periscope!" Ensign Jones commanded. The watch standers looked at each other in quizzical disbelief. Don't you mean "Raising Number 1 scope?" asked the Cheif of the Watch. " "Uh...right Cheif"...Ensign Jones demurred.
by Global Feetus April 10, 2007
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