penis per capita

The ratio of males to females in a social setting such as a party, concert, etc.

Average Joe 1: Hey Joe, want to go the big party this Friday?

Average Joe 2: Naw, man. The penis per capita is too great. It's going to be a real Sausage Fest.

by Captain_C@veman January 29, 2010

As Per Usual

Nothing out of the ordinary here!

There goes John Doe. Late for work, as per usual.

by leadfeather89 May 15, 2010

per se

A Pretentious term, often used both out of context and too often by people who would like to sound more intelligent than they actually are.

"I know that you are my best friend but if you continue to use this phrase i shall have to kick the living shit out of you"..."Ok i wont kick shit out of you per se but i`ll certainly make you wish you had never said it"

by David Whittaker March 3, 2008

As Per

With the intended meaning of "according to", this is a popular nonsense phrase used by people trying to sound smart and technical. Since "per" means "according to", the "as" is superfluous.

As per the aforementioned affidavit, I'm a bit of a twat.

by Horace Bumblestein December 15, 2012

Per China

A child's way of saying Virginia

Dad what is a per China

Dad - you'll find out soon enough my boy.

by The Ryan Wright December 18, 2021

Per

the most popular name in the world! (just ask google!)
used by the norvegians, and the sweds.

hey Per, and Per, and you too Per, and you ofcourse Per.

by Steingrim December 28, 2005

per say

the guessed spelling of the Latin words 'per se' which mean in-and-of-itself.

This does not mean that it's not valid <i>per say</i>.

by ken lewis February 26, 2004