The best tasting soda on the face of this planet. Older relative of Mountain Dew, which Coke has failed to create an equal soda of such awesomeness. Pepsi isn't cheap teeth rotting sludge that can clean acid off a car battery.
Bernie: Hey, when was the last time you had a Coke?
Boris: When I used it to clean off my car battery.
Bernie: Want a Pepsi?
Boris: Why not? At least it won't rot my teeth!