Peequilibrium

(noun) The state of needing to urinate as much and as often as you drink, with an immediacy that seems to increase with every sip; generally associated with binge-drinking over a long period of time. See also: Breaking the Seal.

After six Red Hooks, three double Jamesons, an unfortunate shot of Patron and a fru-fru drink I finished while my date was in the bathroom, I have at last achieved peequilibrium. Please escort me to the nearest hospital or detox center, thank you.

by Snark Chariot September 13, 2012

peeiudooky

to pee and dooky at the same time
or the call of people iwth hte name joel

ex i had to take a peeiudooky
or peeeiiiiuuuudoooky

by julio smither magee April 14, 2008

Carpe Peeum

The act of seizing the bathroom before someone else does.

"Hey Kevin, you'd better carpe peeum before my dad gets in there"

by Courtneycakesduhhh June 10, 2010

peelums

Peelums is the feeling you get when someone gives you a distorted facial expression that you just can't read.

Jeez, did you see Jenny today? She was giving me the peelums!

by shigekims June 13, 2008

peehole fisting

The art of taking you're own fist,and sticking it in a Penishole/Vagina hole.

Peehole fisting isn't just an act,its a way of life.

by evanw2192 April 29, 2008

peedultery

Thinking sexy thoughts about your extra-marital partner while urinating. Most applicable to men, who will be touching their genitalia at the time.

Dan habitually commits peedultery with Jasmin because he drinks so much soda.

by A. Dick Gozinya May 30, 2011

Peebus

A derogatory term typically used during friendly conflict.

"Quite being such a peebus George, I told that I'm baby."

by Unpopular March 14, 2021