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Dil-pecker

When you put a strap on dildo on your nose and fuck a girl in the vaginal hole like woody wood pecker
Sorry bruz, but I did the Dil-pecker on your grandma last night.. Hope you don't mind :-/
Dil-pecker by The-grub69 April 12, 2011

Wolf-packed

A mind altering situation in which a someone is the focal point of multiple partners orally stimulating virtually every point of their body. Generally, the meal of this will lay on their back, while all other partners turn them into an oral feast. The image to onlookers is similar to a wolf pack after a fresh kill.
Girl 1: "So how did your birthday party go?"
Girl 2: "Oh my god... I got wolf-packed! There was so many mouths on me it was just a blur of tongues and slurping!"
Wolf-packed by Sullenmax February 22, 2020

Pecker Jousting

Pecker Jousting is a competition played by two naked men each with an erection. The erect penis is used as a battering ram against the opponent's scrotum and penis. With each opponent facing the other at a distance of 50 feet, they begin running towards one another at a jogging speed and quickly advance to a sprint just before impact of penis's. Hands of opponents are behind they're backs and this is done in a run by jousting fashion just as mounted knights did. The object is to buckle the opponents erection with glancing blows.
Peter came in 5th place and a little short of getting a ribbon at the pecker jousting tournament.

Powder pecker

another term for coke enduced floppy cock.
Shit man, I couldn't bone her last night because I had powder pecker.
Powder pecker by LegendaryPKer November 23, 2014

A little yeasty on the peckeroo

A yeast infection on your penis. A term coined by Adam Carolla on the Loveline radio show.
Brian: Oh man, I got a yeast infection from some cunt.
Steve: Got a little yeasty on the peckeroo, bro?

Porous Pecker

Famous German tennis player, former Wimbledon champion.
On the German game show ‘You Bet….?’ tennis star Porous Pecker has announced his engagement to ex-girlfriend Lilly Kerssenberg.

The two split up last year, and Pecker was quick to propose to his girlfriend of a few months, Sandy Meyer-Woelden. But he says now that that is a mistake behind him.

“Last summer I went a bit off track but she took me back. Now I don’t want to let her go,” Pecker told a shocked crowd, as he and his now-fiance, who was also on the program, smiled happily on stage.
Porous Pecker by andy1 March 4, 2009