drunk patrol

When out with people who are drinking/drunk, the person or people on drunk patrol are the people who are keeping them from getting into too much shit, like getting arrested or hurting themselves. Like a designated driver, but for everything.

"While I was out with everyone last night, I had to be on drunk patrol, and someone almost jumped off a bridge but I stopped them."
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"Jerry threw up last night, but I was on drunk patrol so I had to clean it up."

by the steve. October 14, 2006

Police Patrol

Police Patrol or PP is a name for older citizens who think they're the police and monitor youths to see if any suspicious activity is happening.

The Police Patrol is watching us from his garden with binoculars.

by MumblesJoesIceCream May 3, 2010

mongoloid patrol

any bus or van full of retards

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

Troll Patroler

Someone who posts on a trolls post claiming they are a troll. Not realizing that they are trolling themselves.

Troll patroler 1 "Yo your a fucking troll dude"
Troll 1 "Fuck you dont troll my post you god damn troll patroller"

Also see Troll orgy

by Troll Stopper September 7, 2011

booty patrol

The art of being able to identify an ass that should just be a crime because it's so fine.

Charlie- "I'm on booty patrol tonight"
Todd- "Then you might want to check out that ass over there, because it is looking suspect."

by shepp206 February 28, 2009

Flubba Patrol

Flubba Patrol is an organization made to help the world get rid of fat bastards we call Flubbs or Flubbas.

I love the Flubba Patrol Chief of Flubba Patrol. He is making this world a better place

by Flubba Patrol Chief September 26, 2006

Dawn Patrol

The act of getting up extremely early - sometimes before sunrise (i.e, "dawn") -to go surfing. This term is most often used by Surfers, but it still can be used outside of surfing and refers to getting a very early start to the day.

Bob, Varno, and I are surfing a dawn patrol session at Rincon tomorrow morning.

by Don January 16, 2004