Perfectionist Paralysis

The inability to start on a project, assignment, essay or any creative task due to the fear of not getting it perfectly right.

Joe: You haven't started writing your paper yet?
Bob: Nope
Joe: Isn't it due tomorrow?
Bob: Yep.
Joe: I thought you went to the library and did your research, made your notes and wrote your outline.
Bob: I've got perfectionist paralysis.

by anthubc2010-perfectionist_par October 14, 2010

Pearly Penile Papules

A condition that some MEN and only Men possess. Often mistaken for Genetal Herpes or Genetal Warts. A ring of small bumps will be found around the corona of the penis head. Can also be found on the shaft of the Penis in groupings. Perfectly harmless. They are a random genetic condition that are NOT medically dangerous or Contageous. Perfectly normal condition that around 1/3 of men possess. The shortening is PPP.

"I noticed I had some small bumps on my penis, so I went to the doctor to have it checked out. He said it was Pearly Penile Papules. He said it was perfectly normal and there was nothing to worry about."

by Bofe1234 January 25, 2008

Shitpile Paralysis

1) You have such a huge pile of shit to do you can't figure out what to tackle first.

2) One of those moments where you have so much to do, but can't focus on one thing so you end up just doing nothing or surfing the internet.

I might not be able to complete that report on-time because of my shitpile paralysis, but I have updated my facebook status seven times.

by Kacinitis July 20, 2012

Shit paralysis

The inability to move from having to shit extremely bad.

Having to poop so bad if you move you're going to poop your pant.

I was stuck at the bottom of the stairs, suffer from shit paralysis.

I was stuck at the bathroom door with shit paralysis for like 5 minutes.

by Pulpi1 June 1, 2014

Panic Paralysis

Fear of COVID-19 causing paralysis of healthcare systems, reduced efficiency, and overuse of personal protective equipment.

It took you 3 hours to see one patient?! Wow, talk about panic paralysis.

by BDR9595 March 31, 2020

Parkland School District

A school district in the suburbs of Allentown, PA. Has about a thousand people graduate each year. A lot of richer families live in this area

"there's a rich kid from allentown"
"oh yeah he must go to parkland school district"

by Abbywadudpwadup August 17, 2011

Lana Parilla

Lana Parilla is a gorgeous actress in Once Upon A Time, known for her role as the Evil Queen, Regina Mills. She's amazing and talented and loves her fans! Female fans of Lana often question their sexuality because of how beautiful she is.

I just wanna be loved by Lana Parilla.

by simplyshelbs16 November 16, 2014