Eddie Keane has been very quiet recently since his debut on urban with his two pals “Ste with the gout knees hill” and “Dave who likes to stab people Parky”
People have been finding out about how famous Keane is through the good old Tik Tok, he’s been doing many duets with big fat slags thinking he’s gonna stick his Willy into one of their folds for a good old time!
Eddie is the king of “TIK TOK” and sings out of timing throughout his whole performance, he goes on to say that doing Tik Tok “Give him chills they’re electrifying” and “he loosing control” whatever that means. Sounds like grease to me!
Keane has also been telling people that he’s come away from dressing up as a unicorn on a weekend because his family have found and it’s spoilt his street cred!
He still drives his 544 bus route picking up all the old fanny and tell them how boring his life actually is.. he’s been telling everyone about the amount of different names he has which include.
“Daft cunt, dog breath, sweaty bastard, monotone,fat bastard, boring fucker etc the list goes on and on.
Eddie Keane is a true example of a complete and utter fucking idiot.
People have been finding out about how famous Keane is through the good old Tik Tok, he’s been doing many duets with big fat slags thinking he’s gonna stick his Willy into one of their folds for a good old time!
Eddie is the king of “TIK TOK” and sings out of timing throughout his whole performance, he goes on to say that doing Tik Tok “Give him chills they’re electrifying” and “he loosing control” whatever that means. Sounds like grease to me!
Keane has also been telling people that he’s come away from dressing up as a unicorn on a weekend because his family have found and it’s spoilt his street cred!
He still drives his 544 bus route picking up all the old fanny and tell them how boring his life actually is.. he’s been telling everyone about the amount of different names he has which include.
“Daft cunt, dog breath, sweaty bastard, monotone,fat bastard, boring fucker etc the list goes on and on.
Eddie Keane is a true example of a complete and utter fucking idiot.
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