Dangled Pardon

The disingenuous use of Presidential Power to favorably manipulate a targeted individual's behavior, while never intending to actually execute a pardon order.

Who sucked on the dangled pardon? Who lied, cheated, mis-directed authorities and forever soiled their reputation?...and Is STILL GOING TO FUCKING JAIL?...

by YAWA March 8, 2019

Padoinker

A middle-class Yorkshire slang word for the pressure regulator valve used on a pressure cooker

Excuse me, do you mind passing me the padoinker so i can put these potatoes on the boil? Many thanks.

by TuesdayWinning May 8, 2019

Paedofinder General

A character from BBC Three's Monkey Dust, an animated series of much dark ad twisted amusement.

I am the Peadofinder General and by the powers invested in me by a phone poll in the News Of The World, I declare you guilty of being a Peadofile and sentence you to death.

by Meat Safe Murderer February 7, 2005

pardon my zinger

a fictional show in the simpsons, in which, it is assumed that people are insulted (zinged) for the entertainment of the audience

Smithers: Kent, I...I feel about as low as Madonna when she found out she missed Tailhook.
Kent: Oh.I'm going to say "Ouch" for Madonna!
Krusty: watching Hey! That's my Madonna gag. That guy stole mygag!
Mel: And you stole it from last Friday's episode of "Pardon My Zinger".
Krusty: Stole, made up, what's the difference?

by A Pitch To Johnny August 2, 2005

paedo pellets

old mans favourite confectionary: werthers originals

the old man lured the small child into his car with his paedo pellets

by dibs August 6, 2006

Pardon My Take

Just a couple of football guy's guys talking shop on a podcast.

Did you listen to pardon my take today pft took the over in the Titan Jaguars game because the wind blew through his hair today.

by Jobe210 February 6, 2019

pardon😀

pardon😀, is a meme that started on tiktok in July 2020. people have used the meme for replying
to weird comments. the meme has been growing across comment sections on tiktok.

“hey i spilled juice on you”
“pardon😀”

by sssaturns July 31, 2020