Papa John and the 72 pussy bombers

Papa John is a 26 year old sexually frustrated man who lives in New York,not the pizza one,he's a catfish.Papa never fucked a girl in real life so he constanly cums on his blue towel while sleep.Hungry for pussy and sick of google nudes,Papa John, formed a terrorist band called "Papa and the 72 pussy bombers".They usually plant bombs on their victims' pussy during night time to satisfy their sexual frustration.

I am Papa John and the 72 pussy bombers! I will anhiate your hooha!

by papascummies January 17, 2017

papa john breadsticks

when a strange bald man puts drugs into breadsticks so after you eat them you feel high.

last night me and my friends ordered papa john breadsticks and felt like we had lsd .

by pandacum201 August 21, 2017

Papa john

Like a sugar daddy but for individuals who are only used to pay for things like food clothes and tickets. Basically a sugar daddy but instead of buying you a car he takes you to four star resteraunts and is WAY more invested in the relationship than you

Lucy "uh I can't believe you with that fatass baby dick boy"
Rebecca " I know I just keep him around because he my papa john"

by Lookinstuup October 4, 2016

Papa Johnsing

When you get really horny, so horny, that you could cook a Papa Johns pizza in the heat of your pussy. It's also called that, because Papa Johns pizza tastes like hot pussy. Disgusting.

"Jason, are you Papa Johnsing again?"

"Yeah, sorry, this fanfic is just so juicy!'

by doingyourmomdoindoinyourmom December 1, 2021

Papa john

What a girl has pizza sized nips

Tanisha is nasty. She's got papa johns

by PAPA Jawnzzzz June 26, 2017

Papa John

Papa John is a black man.

HEY YO DID YOU SEE PAPA JOHN? HE'S SUCH A NIGGER

by UncleNiggerJim69 June 16, 2018

Papa John's Day of Reckoning

noun
1. A time of crisis or need.
2. When you have a bad feeling about a certain moment that is about to happen.

"I'm bad at soccer, so my Papa John's Day of Reckoning is P.E."

by Nocaerc January 8, 2020