pantelones

1) a pair of pants.

2) a super cool grocery store run by five girls.

3) the grocery store of the GIRLS IN PANTS (NS, NK, RF, CZ, SH)

N: welcome to mis pantelones! how may we help you?
R: ew.
N: check out thy space wad!

by COOL CATS!!! April 23, 2009

Captain Crazy Pantsed

To have one's Quality Score reduced to the point that an Adwords campaign is no longer profitable. In reference to a infamous episode of a drunken Google Adwords Software Engineer who shows little social restraint.

I was killing it on Acai Berry offers, but then my quality score got Captain Crazy Pantsed, and I'm losing money now.

by Captain Crazy March 10, 2010

Pantsload

A person who has been promoted from the status of douchebag and attained the vaunted title of pantsload. The nuts and bolts of it is the general comparison of a specific person to a pair of pants full of human shit.

"I've never seen Todd going down on the boss, but I wouldn't put it past him," stated Rodney. "Yeah, man, that dude will do anything to get ahead in the company. He's such a freaking douchebag," replied Stewart. "No Stewart," exclaimed Rodney. "He's way beyond a douchebag. Todd is a complete and utter pantsload."

by Simpth April 26, 2008

pantser

noun: one who performs a pantsing on a pantsie. Sharing the pronunciation of the German word for "armor", the pantsie believes the pantser is, in fact, some kind of Nazi fascist scum. Actually, the pantser is a sort of public defender of taste, e.g. the pantser shows the absurdity of publicly displaying one's underwear by showing even more of the pantsie's skivvies. A pantser absolutely will NEVER pants a person whose pants are worn properly; this violates The Pantser Creed (definition to follow-or not).

ike: that guy needs to be pantsed!
mike: but who can do the deed?
ike: wait a minute-i could do it! all i need to do is pull down his pants and SHAZAM!! i am a pantser.
rene descarte (french philosopher and early prankster of some repute): i pants, therefore i am.

by earpuller September 27, 2005

Pantelhs

Pantelhs is a boy who is usually tall
And is a bit of a nerd and an anime fan

He is very nice but comes with a short package but his smile fixes everything

Pantelhs:how can I help you
Person: I'm good thanks for asking tho

Pantelhs:if you need anything tell me

by FurryBoi'sBFF January 7, 2021

pantsless party

A party where the guests and host do regular party activities without pants on.

Dude 1: (Walking into apartment building and sees dude 2 without pants) Dude why aren't you wearing pants?

Dude 2: Kathleen's throwing a pantsless party...

Dude 1: I don't wanna kno...

by mrjreds November 29, 2009

Pantelia

A woman that acts, eats and attacks like a cat. She's usually hungry and laying on the floor while waiting for food to arrive on the table. When triggered, she can hit you harder than your harassing step-mom.

- Dude, look at that chick over there. Something's wrong with her.
- Well, she must be a Pantelia, she looks aggressive.

by deuspow November 23, 2021