That girl that looks like she on drugs 24/7 but rlly ain’t half the time. She cute/ bad. She real dumb. She lowkey famous. Thinks everyone’s cute. Looks really mean but ain’t if you f with them. But if a dumbass, then get out her lane. She dangerous. So don’t run your mouth. She got anger issues. She prob punched a brick wall for no reason.
by Pamela the hot one November 13, 2019
Where do I begin... when God envisioned the next Pamela to grace the Earth, He envisioned something like this: a 5 foot 2 hobbit with a fascination for Harry Potter with borderline anger management. This particular Pamela is the epitome of a Greek goddess, she has an E cup bust and a typical Grecian nose. Pamela has an expertise in the cooking of lamb and potatoes and enjoys lathering her food with more than 5 lemons. When she first joined Instagram, her username was pammyboo312, she now spends her days on the hunt for The Office memes. As God's gift to Earth, Pamela spends her life dedicating herself to be the next Virgin Mary, she plans to birth the next Immaculate Conception by the time she's 18. Pamela is not just a name but rather a lifestyle. Pamela is frequently annoyed by a particular person under the name of Nickoloso69. Although, Nickoloso69 has given Pamela a Minecraft account she will never forget when he insulted her about which church they will baptise their hypothetical children in. As a petite young woman, Pamela has a phobia of short men. She is looking for a GREEK man over 6 FOOT 1, who is obsessed with her. Before her first breath on Earth, God thought to Himself when he was talking to Michael Jackson - "Why don't I make this girl the reincarnation of you MJ?". MJ responded: "Heeeheee". Before I conclude this definition, I leave with this: the next Pamela you encounter, remember this: She's beauty and she's grace, she's Miss panagiotafromthevillage.
Nickoloso69: "Damn, I want myself a woman who's 5 foot 2 and can cook lamb and potatoes for me."
*Pamela appears out of Nickoloso69's closet*
Pamela: "I have a solution for you Nickoloso69."
Nickoloso69: "What is it pammyboo312?"
Pamela: "Well, get yourself a Pamela!"
Nickoloso69: "Where can I find one?!"
Pamela: "At the Greek Orthodox Church."
*Pamela appears out of Nickoloso69's closet*
Pamela: "I have a solution for you Nickoloso69."
Nickoloso69: "What is it pammyboo312?"
Pamela: "Well, get yourself a Pamela!"
Nickoloso69: "Where can I find one?!"
Pamela: "At the Greek Orthodox Church."
by pammyboo312 August 21, 2019
Pamela is a beautiful bittersweet candy. She's adorable when she gets mad but she will always be worth people's time.
by The one of a kind May 30, 2020
A bitch that will steal your man in 123 and love them for money and she is a gold digger she love to show off like people care
by Hype sis March 21, 2017
A girl that is always in a bad mood and is a total bitch. She will always say mean things about you. So watch out...
by Mr.noob311 November 23, 2019
Fat nasty bald bitch, she’s dirty asf and she is mad sloppy , she sends nudes of her nasty titties and she thinks she’s cute but she’s not and she stinks
by TheRealCloutChaser January 22, 2019
A person who loves playing outside having fun and her laugh is enchanting, she makes smile on people faces. This girl is trustworthy , sweetest and honest person, once you spend a day with her , you will never forget the times u had. She will always have that one guy best friends with her she will always be there for him and always give those nice words people need when they are feeling down.
by SalntZbOi97 May 20, 2018