Cock painting

When you paint your dick with glow in the dark paint so that your hoe can see your dick

Cock painting is a guaranteed way of your hoe being able to see your dick in the dark

by Cockpainting October 4, 2017

painting

sexual term used by gay men to describe the painting(shitting) on a penis....usually when a bottom is not cleansed or the penis goes in too deep.

Leon and Antonio were having sex and Antonio went in too deep and Leon painted on Antonios penis.

by A&T Student December 5, 2004

oil painting

A non homosexual way for guys to describe another guy as "hot" or "attractive". This term can also be used by girls to describe guys aswell.

"Dude, Philip is an oil painting "

or

"Johnny Depp is such an oil paiting"

by magicalchickens August 13, 2007

Painting the roof

Ejaculating so hard your semen flies in an upward direction and hits the ceiling.

"Omg Tom. That was so hot. You were painting the roof!"

by AznJapDude June 15, 2015

sponge painting

When a girl is on her period and gets the blood on her overgrown bush and then uses the blood to "sponge paint" on her partner.

Guy 1: Bro, why does it look like Helen Keller tried to paint a Bob Ross mural on your back?
Guy 2: Aw shit, Lafonda was on the rag last night, that bitch must've started sponge painting me after I came home blacked out.

by YallBeenEatinChips March 22, 2010

cave painting

like, when you're taking a shit and after you wipe and flush your turd is dragged along the bottom of the bowl,leaving marks and sometimes primitive drawings.this is sometimes,but not always,discovered by the next user.also called extra credit.

ex.1"dude,you just left nasty ass cave painting all over my toilet!thats the last time you use my toilet,motherfucker."

ex.2"whoa,that was a bad turd.greasy but tight.*looks in the bowl*EWWW!!fuckin gross.

by the shit afficianado February 1, 2007

painting the door

something you make up so you dont have to watch football with your high school friends

High school friends: hi chris, do you want to join us today for the football games?
Chris: No, im painting the door

High school friends: Grow up Chris, you'll never be invited again

by #celebjihad November 16, 2014