Pyjama Turtle

Someone who uses protection after they already have protection because they are a paranoid pillock.

"So did you do it?"
"Yeah but he had 3 condoms on, such a pyjama turtle"

"Maybe i should bring extra, just in case"
"Dude don't be a pyjama turtle"

by Pyjama Turtle November 18, 2011

Pyjama Punk

When you love your local punk rock community, but from the comfort of your cosy warm bedroom. Pyjama punks prefer cups of tea to beer, social media to protests and sleepovers to gigs.

I just found a new jacket at the second hand shop, so I've bought some studs and I'm getting a bunch of pyjama punks around for a crafternoon this weekend.

by furstyferret July 19, 2017

Pyjama Shark

Whether consciously aware of it or not, the pyjama shark is a metaphor or euphemism for an errant erect penis, escaping the unbuttoned cave of non-fastened pyjama crotches.
ALT: Of a person; someone who cruises hospital wards for sex.

1: ...and his pyjama shark was leaning out to see....
2: “That guy’ with the chocolates and flowers is a disgusting pyjama shark...”

by v1ct0rth3cl34n3r December 11, 2017

pyjama o’clock

In the evening when you say “fuck it” and put on your pyjamas, regardless of what time it is or what you are doing.

“Pyjama o’clock was really early last night due to my last shot flying out the window.”

by Pterodactylpeesilently May 27, 2019

Pyjobo

A man or woman that frequently goes out in public wearing pyjamas.

Look at that girl in the frezzer isle wearing her scruffy pyjamas, what a pyjobo.

by Dreadman665 April 2, 2019

Pyjamas

The best things ever. EVER. comfy, soft, always the right temperature. Pyjamas!

Me at 2:30 in the afternoon: gonna go get in my pyjamas, bye!

by HermioneG123 November 12, 2020

Pyjama Penis

n, a noun used to describe the fluff battle a woman faces when giving a blow job to her man when he's wore pyjamas without boxer shorts.

A fluffy dick which has accumulated fluff that sticks like glue.

Rupert & Jemima were about to start oral sex when she discovered he had pyjamas & she noticed he had pyjama penis

Jamima: "Rupert you've got pyjama penis stick your dick under the sink tap"

Ruper: "ok babe"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother January 1, 2022