psy-slop (noun, slang) —
1. A low-IQ, watered-down psy-op narrative released to appease public curiosity about long-speculated topics while steering attention away from anything real or substantive.
2. Low-substance, high-salience narratives strategically released or amplified within the information environment to manage public attention, satisfy entrenched speculative demands, and displace scrutiny from materially significant policy actions; conceptually linked to agenda-setting, manufactured salience, and attention management, but distinguished by its deliberately simplified, mass-appeasing character
Public: release the Epstein files.
Government: best I can do is UFOs.
Public: work at all the atrocities being commited by our greatest ally in the middle east
Algorithm: But have you seen the grooming gangs and Somali daycare fraud?
The correct spelling of El Psy Congroo. Famous chuuni catchphrase said by Okabe Rintaro in Steins;Gate in place of bye, often after phone conversations (the phone does not need to be turned on). A brief pause must be pronounced between words.
*you put your phone to your ear*
The pizza is in the oven. What? The operation will take twelve minutes? That's too long! The organization will be here any moment now!... There is no other way, huh? If I don't call in half an hour tell my parents that I love them. El Psy Kongroo.
The underground fraternal act of slowly removing the penis from your pants, being careful not to disturb the unsuspecting victim (usually sleeping or dead from multiple keg stands) and rolling the tip and foreskin of your penis over the victims mouth allowing all of the schmegma buildup and residue to be dispersed in the victims oral cavity. The addition of some schmegma covered pubes to the concoction is also allowed.
After i phi psy schmegmakai toothbrushed that fat chick last night my dick might just be clean enough to eat off of without the taste of old ass cheese and sorority muff.