Pooch Bait

An ugly girl - A girl so ugly she needs a pork chop dangling around her neck to attract even a dog.

"Man, look at that girl, she's pooch bait"

"I need to protect my rep, I won't date pooch bait even if I'm wasted"

by Joshko Dohan May 23, 2009

monkey pooch

A foul-smelling, well-used vagina. Most females possessing a monkey pooch are either lacking the intelligence of the conventional woman or are simply both liars and hussies.

"Kevin, the smell of your girlfriend's monkey pooch could kill a small rodent."

"Kevin! You want to make me feel better than I feel right now?! You want to give me pleasure? Stick your fingers in my monkey pooch!"

"Shit, she had four guys in that monkey pooch of her's."

"Kevin, your monkey pooch - having girlfriend is a liar and a hussy."

by Mattrick McKennedy August 7, 2006

poogadi

Another word for explosive diarrhea

Man, those tacos were bad, now I have poogadi

by AbusedAlarmClock April 12, 2016

Beer Pooch

Similar to a beer gut, a beer pooch is achieved by drinking too much beer too often. A beer pooch is usually less extreme than a beer gut and can be referred to what a woman usually gets after drinking beer for an extensive period of time.

"Ew, look at my beer pooch in that picture, time to start working out."

"That girl needs to put that beer down, she's getting a beer pooch!"

by princezofdorks August 21, 2009

Can't Pooch the Mounouch

The phrase one utters when in the presence of the Mounouch.

Danny: I wish I could pull as many girls as you.
Steven: Well... you know what they say... Can't Pooch the Mounouch

by Horny4porny69 May 16, 2018

poogas

The noxious fumes that come from either fresh or decaying feces.

Made popular by the television series "Freakazoid!" when the main character exclaimed, "Eww, it smells like poogas down here!" after entering a sewer.

by Christoph H. November 30, 2007

poocha

In Malayalam its referred to Cat

Thathamme poocha poocha

by FlexBoy June 4, 2009