Pone deaf (medical definition): The final stage of a debilitating
ear infection thought to be caused by excessive hair gel use and inappropriate humor. Symptoms include the purchase of superfelous designer clothing, uncontrolled fast
food b...inging and terret like use of the
words "dude" and "awesome"
The disease strikes young men in their 20's and characteristically goes unnoticed by these men. The infection is
slow progressing but all known cases eventually lead to total Pone deafness.
Used in a sentence: The Annual telethon to raise awareness of the
pone deaf could not cure lil' Jean
Pierre of his inability to realize the
joke was in fact on him.