Microphone Polluter

AKA as an "MP." Someone who thinks he/she's an MC and that he/she can flow on the mic, but they are wack and in reality they are polluting the microphone with their wannabe rhymes.
Jackie: Yo, what was up with that guy who grabbed the microphone away from Rakim and he tried to improvise a rap onstage?

Larry: That guy is definitely not an MC, he's a Microphone Polluter with his wack-ass raps about the suburbs.
by El Muneco May 7, 2009
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Polluting the Rainforest

The term used to desribe when you are taking a shower with your girl. As soon as the water is steaming, you fart so that the stink attaches to the steam particles and "pollutes" the air.
Eating mexican food and sleeping in your girl's apartment can lead to Polluting the Rainforest the next morning.
by jfitz109 July 29, 2008
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British Polluters

The correct name for BP, an arrogant British company that likes the following activities;

(1) Ruining American Heritage
(2) Destroying American Coastlines
(3) Annihilating America's Beautiful Wildlife
(4) Lying to the American Congress
(5) Lying to the US President
(6) Getting away with murder
(7) Looking down on Americans and treating Americans like something they wiped off their "superior British" shoes

BP = BRITISH POLLUTERS. Arrogant, smug, racist and evil...so horrible....so British...
-Have you heard the latest about British Polluters. They've just destroyed the Louisana coastline and are lying to Congress.

-When I grow up, I want to work for British Polluters, so I can pollute America's coastlines and then lie about it...the british way.
by JEFFERSONWOULDBEMAD May 28, 2010
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polluted snowflake

a black person who is actually quite white and insists on calling his numerous caucasian friends "snowflakes"
by reed January 6, 2005
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resolution pollution

n.; the cloud of unfulfillable promises that forms and then hangs over mankind for the first few weeks of each new year.
I returned to work today after two weeks off for the holidays, but the resolution pollution was so thick in there that I had to get out.
by rodeoclown January 5, 2010
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ass pollution

the accumulated effects of consistent farting over a period of time.
Msgr Sparrow: "Jen stop rolling the fucking windows down, its fucking freezing!"
Jen: "I have to to curb the effects of Pete Dick's ass pollution."
by Pete Dick March 14, 2008
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