Pls fix, thx.

A frequent email reply from your MD (Managing Director) in consulting and finance roles. It literally translates, “Please fix, thanks.” but more accurately translates: “Fix this ASAP and don’t fuck up again.”

Your email: “Please see the attached projection, we are expecting negative cash balances in years 3 and 4.”

MD’s reply email: “pls fix, thx.”

by UrAButtHead May 9, 2020

pls no

When you tell somebody to stop before they make a huge mistake

Player: I will drop this doll into the lava
Guide: pls no

by ExcusemesirWTF March 3, 2019

pls snipe

A fucking annoying bot who always expose your message if you delete it.
Also that bot name is Dank Memer

Example:
Guy 1: im noob gamer
Also Guy 1: *delete message*
Guy 2: pls snipe
Dank Memer: "im noob gamer" -Guy 1

by ur mom :pogchamp: August 31, 2020

pls fix

Common email received by some junior investment banker by his managing director. Typically received after 2 am and with a pitch book copy attached below.

Can be substituted with: "can we beef this up", "pls massage the numbers", "increase the multiples", etc.

"1 am" Analyst:
Dear MD,
Please find the pitch book for the X merger attached below.
Best,

"3 am" Managing Director:

pls fix.

by GetThisBread April 4, 2019

pls dog

You were playing Dank Memer (discord bot), and you typed ''pls dig'' too fast that you typed as ''pls dog'' and it showed you a dog pic.
or actually, you just wanted a dog pic.

You: pls dog
Dank memer:

Bork Bork! 🐶
(dog pic)
(user)#XXXX | powered by weebs (weeb.sh)
you: pls dig

by Orange is green April 17, 2022

PLS SUB TO ME MY DAD DIED🥺🥺🥺🥺

The annoying little rats that beg for subscribers and something say that something bad or tragic happened to them and they need SUBSCRIBERS

bitch:PLS SUB TO ME MY DAD DIED🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Someone: no, stop lying about your dad's death
Some other bitch: GIFTING MY SUBSCRIBERS SUB TO ME YOU'LL GET A TEN MILLION IPHONES i swearrrrr

by kamudai April 21, 2021

pls vote yes

pls vote yes

pls vote yes

by ImPact CleAn October 16, 2018