southern shandy drinking ponce

Ponce from the south of England who don't half talk funny and drinks lady-drinks!

SharpAsKnifes

by guru July 17, 2003

Ponce

Freeloader.

Someone who tries to get something for nothing by exploiting the good nature and benevolence of others.

there i was minding my own business , when this guy comes up to me and asks me if i had any spare change!!

God, what a Ponce!

by englishboy37 November 26, 2011

Poncear

A Chilean slang word for make out with as many girls as possible in one night. Often spurring competition, the one one who hookups with the most is known as the Ponceo

Voy a poncear con todos las minas en este disco

Im going to make out with all the girls in this club.

by Niko DRG November 2, 2008

Plonkette

The term "plonkette" is used to describe a female version of a "plonker" and is a very light-hearted way to call someone an idiot , often used to people with affection, and when you call a woman a "Plonkette" you do so with a great big smile on you're face, and is completely non offensive.

Johnny. gosh you are making mistakes with your grammer again "You're such a plonker"

Angie , well me being a swiss dude and noticing you spelt GRAMMAR wrong !!!! Id say you are a "Plonkette" ;-)

by AberAng March 1, 2011

ponce

An individual who attempts to fake having intelligence, class, or culture.

I knew he was a bit of a ponce, but what's with the monocle?

by Melgar May 7, 2004

Plonkerdoodle

A term of affectionate rebuke. Banterful scolding. Used for remonstration, when joking or harsh words are not appropriate.

'you utter plonkerdoodle!'

by star_0f_wonder September 11, 2009

plondexlecate

A process of degrading a medieval weapon's sharpness.

Most swords, axes and lances were grinded a long time to have an extraordinarily sharp edge or spearhead.

However, the first contact with a foe, be it beast or man plondexlecates the weapon's sharpness rather quick to the point of being blunt.

Darm, after only one battle against the English my bihaender has totally plondexlecated.

by seleniaAngel May 3, 2010