PLEADE

You type so fast, you’ve managed to misspell 1/6 letters in the word “please”. Judging by how fast you’ve typed it, we can safely assume your desperate, heck, even… pleading…
A: No, you cannot drive my car.
B: PLEADE I’LL DO ANYRHINF.
by red2019 August 24, 2024
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Plead the 45th

When you, or your lawyer, talk absolute shit in a courtroom, resulting in the judge or jury getting gung ho with the tariff.
Hey Donnie, you demanded we plead the 45th but eh... now the judge wants you to bend over and pick up a $350m bar of soap.
by McSpreader February 24, 2024
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plead the 69th

pleading the 69th protects you from any words, or actions, that you did/said while you were horny. can be used in any instance, and is legally binding
Tina-"didn't you send cathy a dick pic?"
joey-"i plead the 69th"

ugly chick-"you still down for what we talked about last night?"
joey-"i plead the 69th"
by lost_lennor April 11, 2020
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