Platypus

Platypus is where you and your special someone are not techinically together, but still want to, but aren't because of outside reasons.

Guy : Hey, are you and Aleasha going out?

Dude : Nah, were going platypus.

Guy : Oh ok then.

by KAMIKAZEE007 June 16, 2009

platypus

VERB- very similiar to "sac tap" or "cup check" in males. One woman taps the other on her frontal private area with the back of her hand while yelling "platypus". Not to be confused with "cupping", which is with the palmer surface of the hand.

I gave your mom a platypus when she walked by me last night.

by Jrickso December 30, 2008

platypus

code word for alcohol.

will platypus be provided at this fiesta?

by not importantx3. March 11, 2009

platypus

a mammal that lays eggs

i saw a platypus in the river

by luvbugnbella March 2, 2015

Platypus

From the angry somg from Green Day Platypus means I HATE YOU!

You are a Platypus, FOD!

by Windoge March 24, 2017

Platypus

Gay man rarely seen in the company of bears. The platypus is a skinnier version of a twunk. Semi hairy, pierced and bitchy by nature. Dangerous predator when drunk

That platypus Pat is wrecking my head tonight, way too drunk!

by One plus 2 July 20, 2017

Platypus

A word designed to end a conversation when the conversation has reached an impasse—When you are arguing with a friend or acquaintance and the conversation is going nowhere, and neither side is actually listening to the other side, or is, but simply cannot or will agree whatsoever, and the ongoing argument is angering and emotionally damaging one or both parties. At this point platypus is invoked by one or both parties as a peaceful means of ending the topic.

‘Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.’ ‘No! Women are from Mars, and Men are from Venus.’ ‘Platypus.’

by kriegerenpaz May 29, 2018