After an evening at a strip club, your wife asks you questions about your evening and when you lie to her, you envision the moment and gain a larger erection each time you lie.
Wife--"Hey Honey, did you get any lap dances?"
Hubby--"No, I just sat on the side and watched." (While thinking about his nude erotic massage, pops a pinocchio beef)
Hubby--"No, I just sat on the side and watched." (While thinking about his nude erotic massage, pops a pinocchio beef)
by Connartist4 October 15, 2008
Get the pinocchio beef mug.Originated from Kosovo war in 1999. Russian peacekeeping force soldiers called American soldiers pindos or pendos because they looked funny and fat, like penguins, in full combat ammunition.
Later, the word carried over to whole American citizens as pejorative. Also, USA = Pendostan or Pindostan (country of Pindos)
Later, the word carried over to whole American citizens as pejorative. Also, USA = Pendostan or Pindostan (country of Pindos)
Russian army general to the officers of peacekeeping force in Kosovo:
-Dear officers. I'm politely asking you to stop calling pindos by "pindos". They are very offended by this
-Dear officers. I'm politely asking you to stop calling pindos by "pindos". They are very offended by this
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Get the Pierog mug.A “Pinocchio” typically occurs to a man during a 69 session while eating pussy so aggressively that his nose ends up in her ass hole. This can be both a positive and negative experience all at once.
by Chedward Lazaro May 6, 2010
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the whiny bitch could not back up her arguments,so we put her on a pinochet helicopter and threw her into the pacific.
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by CompleteStranger October 3, 2009
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