pity invite

An invitation given to someone only out of sympathy or pity. Usually given right before an event, so the other person is very unlikely to attend.

When Daryl gave us that last-minute pity invite to tonight's party, we knew he didn't want us there.

by tcornsimp January 14, 2008

pity sex

When girls have sex with guys because they feel bad for them.

Taras only banging Jack becuase his dad just died.

by Sandra Loon September 16, 2005

pity friend

A friend who you don't really care for, but you talk to them out of pity. You're probably looking to dump them nicely. They probably only have you as a friend and are super clingy.

My pity friend has smelly hair and chews with her mouth open.

by TreeFlailer December 24, 2014

Pity Porn

Any theatric or cinematic style intended to overwhelm the viewer with a sense of pity or sympathy. An over-the-top version of pulling at one's heart strings. A tear-jerker on steroids ... Quite possibly done in a very formulaic style.

My girlfriend loves that show "intervention". She is SO addicted to pity porn.

by Tidytalker September 23, 2015

Pift

n. A specific type of fart; flatulence that sounds like a soft release of air making the sound "pffft". Typically these farts do not stink, but they can.
v. To emit this type of fart.

"Did you just pift?"
"My pifts really stink today!"

by ProudSeal May 5, 2015

pity like

Liking someones status, not because you actually like it, but because you could tell that the person tried hard to write it and expects people to like it.

Meh, that status is kinda lame, but I could tell that Sally thought it sounded really cool when she wrote it. I'll just pity like it.

by Undercover_Arab June 28, 2011

pity titties

Breasts shown (in some occasions touched) because of pity for a person.

When Bob's dad died and he lost his job Lisa allowed him to touch her pity titties.

by Sarcalogos January 11, 2009