Paf

'Pissed as fuck'

I can't wait to get paf tonight

by nicepear December 3, 2011

PAF

Acronym for Phony As Fuck

“You can always tell when a girl is being PAF, b/c she’s too nice to be believed.”

by Chrissy13 May 18, 2018

paf

a person who leaks things for attention or views or a person leaks shit because they're mad (usually skids)

in the roblox bypass community, if you see a bypass audio's comments, you might see some oder or skid say "leaking" or "you don't have permission to use this method so im leaking" or something similar.

or on youtube, if you search "roblox bypassed audios" you'll find all kinds of paf behavior.

when will you pafs stop stealing my ids

by alrk November 8, 2018

PAFS

Acrynom for Pussy Ass Faggit Shit. Can be used to describe a person (you are such a PAFS) or to describe a situation (that is PAFS).

Tom: I think I'm going to get a big mac meal with a diet coke.

Kevin: Dude, that is some PAFS

Tom: You're right, I'll get a regular coke.

by sick weapon August 23, 2011

PAF

Phat Ass Forte, this abbreviation is in reference to a kid named forte, who has a phat ass. (it’s crazy plump)

Damn, look at PAF (phat ass forte) go, i mean that shit claps when he walks.

by joecrenshaw November 20, 2023

paf

When a young male masturbates, the sound they make is fap... But when an elderly gentlemen masturbates this is the sound they make. (See fap for more information)

Guy 1: Ew I heard my 72 year old pepep paffing last night.

Guy 2: Ew... At least that's not as bad as when I heard my 92 yr old grandmother slaffing -.-

by T-7 April 7, 2009

PAFs

Post Anal Farts: farts caused by air being forced into the ass along with penal insertion and later pass through the anus as a post anal fart.

You railed me so hard tonight, I'm going to have PAFs until tomorrow afternoon!

by $unY3ts3n November 10, 2017