osama bin laden

A man who is married to his sheep...need I say more?
Marine 1: Look over there, we found Osama Bin Laden!
Marine 2: How can you tell? Theres thousands of them...
Marine 1: Look closely, 1 of them is fucking a sheep.
Marine 2: Roger that!
by BlackFeign April 19, 2008
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Osama Bin Laden

The nigga who pumps my gas...
Nigga1: Mom i need gas money
NIgga2: OKay nigga just got to the pump and ask Osama Bin Laden to pump yo gas.
by Nigga Ace November 09, 2005
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May 1st was a great day. America kicked Osama Bin Ladens ass.
by gobblessamerica May 02, 2011
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Osama bin Laden

Is dead.
Osama bin Laden is missing for good.
by Zombie Osama June 12, 2011
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Osama Bin Laden

Have you heard?Osama Bin laden is a fucking dead piece of crap !
by marukoaurelio May 02, 2011
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The act of jizzing on ones face and shaving your pubes (specifically ass hair) and applying it around the face and down the chest to resemble Osama's beard. (Think Abe Lincoln but more hair) In China it is referred to as Osama Bin Raden.
After my girlfriend cheated on me I decided to give her an Osama Bin Laden. And then I told her she looked better with a beard.
by Red light demon October 17, 2009
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