Optimus Priming (verb): "To crush, shatter, melt, detonate, or otherwise epically destroy a robot or piece of machinery, hostile or inanimate, with force exhibiting the extra terrestrial strength of a giant humanoid robot such as Optimus Prime"
usage:
(1. "Dude, your car is such a piece of shit, lets just get a sledge hammer and Optimus Prime it... "
(2. "My mom got angry when she caught me Optimus Priming our toaster this morning when I had clearly set the thing to "light" and not "burnt to a crisp cause I'm a robot bastard".. I sure showed it who's boss"
(1. "Dude, your car is such a piece of shit, lets just get a sledge hammer and Optimus Prime it... "
(2. "My mom got angry when she caught me Optimus Priming our toaster this morning when I had clearly set the thing to "light" and not "burnt to a crisp cause I'm a robot bastard".. I sure showed it who's boss"
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* Can be derogatory when used in the right context.
* Can be derogatory when used in the right context.
Male A : Man I love passing in highschool, cause there's just so many options that walk by!
Male B : Word up man! Every 5 one of them's a banging chick.
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Female A : Wow, look at Johnny over there, isn't he just dreamy? 8)
Female B : Oh please Bertha, your not even an option for him. >_>
Female A : OH HELLZ NO, you did not just say that!
Male B : Word up man! Every 5 one of them's a banging chick.
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Female A : Wow, look at Johnny over there, isn't he just dreamy? 8)
Female B : Oh please Bertha, your not even an option for him. >_>
Female A : OH HELLZ NO, you did not just say that!
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