Optimism Cop

A person who has a negative or hostile attitude towards anything that isn't 100% positivity. These kinds of people have the good vibes only mindset & expect everything to go perfectly 100% of the time to their taste. If something should go wrong, they have a hostile mentality towards it.

When I expressed how I felt to the Optimism Cop, he told me not to "be negative".

by Rill GiktokExcelticus September 12, 2021

optimism

poppy and kayleigh

poppy and kayleigh are optimism

by sysjwhahss June 16, 2023

Optimism

Bringing condoms to a family funeral

Person 1: Shit, have you got a condom?
Person 2: We’re going to our Aunt’s funeral?!
Person 1: Yeah, but you know, what if?
Person 2: Fair enough bra. That’s optimism

by Mebemax September 7, 2023

Boundless optimism

Another way of saying bliss, or blind optimism that sounds even more positive, even though it all means the same thing.

Boundless optimism sounds good, but really it's no different than a state of bliss where everything is okay, and everything will be okay.

by Solid Mantis April 12, 2020

Empty Optimism

People being optimistic when there's really nothing to be optimistic about. A sense that someone's positivity has no merit and is practically wasted because almost if not everything is purely negative at the time. This kind of thinking can be toxic because being happy all the time, even and especially during hardship, doesn't necessarily solve anything.

I'm getting tired of the amount of Empty Optimism that everyone around me is exerting. There's really nothing to be happy about right now.

by TheFiend138 April 26, 2020

Cautious optimism

Theres no such thing as cautious optimism. Cautious optimism is cynicism. Thinking the sky is going to fall and trying to look forward to the little bit of good left in things before it does is cynicism. Really, having a bucket list is cynicism, since even though it becomes more likely that you'll die soon when you get older, once the mystery isnt there you're not really living anyway, you're just trying to live the rest of your days as an adrenaline junkie before the crash at the end, to go out with a bang, that's cynicism. Most thoughts disguised as positive are really cynical by nature.

Fuck positive thoughts and people, they think the end is a crash and it becomes one for everybody else too. There is no cautious optimism.

by Solid Mantis May 1, 2020

radical optimism

Dua Lipa’s 3rd studio album, including the hits Training Season and Houdini. Produced by Kevin Parker aka Tame Impala, the album is composed of psychedelic pop and electro-pop, bringing a newer sound to Dua Lipa’s catalog. The album has an almost euro-summer vibe to it that is perfect to listen to by the pool. Best pop album of 2024!!!!

Have you listened to radical optimism yet? My favorite song is These Walls.

by Lanadelrey2012 August 7, 2024