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opossum

“Did you hear that owl and that mouse had a baby?”
Yeah man the scientific word is opossum”
“That’s some pans labyrinth shit”
by weeeeeeeeeeeeee! December 4, 2021
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Opossumism

The victim used opossumism to escape her assailant.
by Tripple$ November 4, 2017
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Struggle Opossum

A garbage eating, garbage talking , manged aggressive animal lady or man. Sometimes will foam at the mouth when steaks are highest.
That struggle opossum really accosted that poor elderly woman just trying to cross Broadway.
She even squished the rat subway Sal.
by Calmcalamity July 17, 2021
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Opossum Crotch

A condition found in wives and live in girlfriends causing them to roll over and pretend to be sleeping when they know their man is going to try to get intimate.
I’ve started calling my wife Ol’ Opossum Crotch cuz every time I go looking for something in bed she rolls over and plays dead.
by Badger7.62 May 24, 2025
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