opening windows

slank and much more entertaining way of saying "masterbating"

I like opening windows to let the breeze in. Some poeple have trouble opening windows because they are rusty. Opening windows in school isn't always appropriate. After I finish opening windows, all I see is sunlight.

by thelunchtable June 10, 2011

OpenAPS

What nerds use

I don't have a pancreas but have OpenAPS

by Big Jesus 420 January 27, 2019

The Nigger Opening: Slave variation

When your playing chess and the black pieces are all being in slaved by the white pieces and the white pieces are cracking the black pieces with whips.

Me and this Nigger was playing chess, he played as black so I did the Nigger opening. He combats me with the slave variation and I cracked a whip on all his pieces causing him to resign. That’s how you play The Nigger opening: Slave variation. You can also play the Nigger opening: coon variation or the negro opening or the Niggertastic opening or the faggernigget opening and much more.

by I hate black people and nigger August 11, 2023

opening the yak

Masturbating and shitting, preferably with runny consistency, simultaneously while lying in such a position that the feces trickles back over the penis, and runs off the penis onto the masturbator's face and mouth. The masturbator then ejaculates onto his face and mouth to conclude the act.

My girlfriend gets so horny when she watches me opening the yak.

My mom kicked me out of the house after she caught me opening the yak on her dining room table.

by Yakkman November 4, 2009

openmindedness

Ready for something new.

"When I want to visualize openmindedness I just think of a bottom on his wedding night screaming take me!"

by Frank Frankie April 13, 2015

Grand Opening

A complimentary way to refer to a woman's vagina.

Sarah: That was amazing!
Bill: You sure do have a grand opening!

by drifthunter August 16, 2010

I-don't-have-the-slightest-fucking-idea-what-I'm-talking-about-but-I'm-opening-my-fucking-mouth-anyways-^_^

Created in 2010 by Jevastus Destinus, this "word" means someone that doesn't have the slightest fucking idea what they're talking about, but they're talking anyways.

Jevastus: Yo, you're a fag. I hope you knew that. :-)
Idiot: Umm.... no I didn't. But thanks anyways.
Jevastus: Yes you did, you fucking I-don't-have-the-slightest-fucking-idea-what-I'm-talking-about-but-I'm-opening-my-fucking-mouth-anyways-^_^ fag. :-)

by Jevastus Destinus January 19, 2011