lord of the onion ring

And onion-ring sized ring of pubic hair that accumulates on the circumference of the female anus hole.

Try imagining the way planetary rings circle a planet. Like Saturn, but instead in the form of the Lord of the Onion Ring.

by 911 and Cali August 27, 2009

Onion Ring

When someone puts a peeled, unchopped onion up their rectum. They then fart in front of people and gain sexual gratification from when people ask 'who's cooking onions because they smell like shit?'

Wow, someone's cooking bad onions!

Nah, don't worry. Chris has onion ring!

by Two Spoon Destroyer November 23, 2020

Onion Ring Woman

Dreaded cousin of the equally dreadful Mashed Potato Man. Created when two employees of a fast food chain mate. Often seen wearing dull brownish-yellowish clothes and a BK hat. Also see French Fry Man

Did you know Isaac is married to an Onion Ring Woman?!?

by Chimp Chimp the Monkey Pimp June 18, 2004

Ownion rings

Traditionally eaten with Rape Sauce.

12 year old kid that killed you in Halo: Ya biznitch, you want some rape sauce with those ownion rings?

by funroe 42 November 30, 2009

Onion ring

THE HOLY GRAIL FOR FAT FUCKERS THAT LIVE IN THERE MOMS BASEMANT

im fat i use onion rings as wedding rings

by !"£$%^&8U January 24, 2020

french onion ring

When a French being or someone from French descent sits on another's face and they put their lips into the other persons asshole, causing it to form a ring that smells like onion

ADAM, That French onion ring was amazing

by Whales102 March 5, 2015

Crusty Onion Ring

The ring of poop the collects under the head of the penis after anal sex.

Not to be confused with poop noodle

Damn, that girls poopy butt hole left me with a Crusty Onion Ring.

by Fry McFryguy June 11, 2018