Bray one off

British slang for masturbation.

Bray also British slang meaning to "Beat"

Not to be confused with "I'm going to Bray you". Meaning I'm going to beat you up.

"I'm going to Bray one off"

"I let our lass Bray me off"

Bray British slang meaning to beat.

by The Yorkshire stripper July 2, 2018

flick one off

the action of female self entertainment esp when on their own. to flick the bean. to wank.

i was too tired for sex that night so nina had to flick one off

by darrenjwhite March 8, 2006

snap one off

when one has to go do number 2's.

Hang on Tel, be back in a mo, gotta snap one off.

by stuey_boy January 16, 2009

rip one off

to rather forcefully expell wind from the anus usually with a good strain..

present tense- wow he can "rip one off" or he ripped one off"

by gilly walker January 27, 2007

crimp one off

To take a sh*t and whilst it is midway through the batti, the 'crappee' sqeezes the ass muscle to cut it in half and leave the bathroom early.

"OMG! I'm late for my interview!!! Better crimp one off!"

by McCowboy July 20, 2006

torque one off

to masturbate; to pop off a quick orgasm to calm nerves;

I'm going out with a hot chick tonight. I'm gonna torque one off before, so I don't pitch a tent around her.

by the best, no doubt September 6, 2005

get one off

finish yourself while jacking off

Sorry, I had to get one off but I'm back!

by apple bottomless April 28, 2016