pond dip

The act of pissing in a love mates mouth then teabagging (see teabagging) him/her.

we finished our stroll by the lake with a nice pond dip

by Andrew Marno September 15, 2006

Koi-Ponded

Being the butt of a joke that has gone too far.

Mike got koi-ponded in season six of the office.

by lighteninkmkqeen November 1, 2018

Toxic Pond

A pond located in Hartsville, S.C. near Coker University and GSSM that has been dyed cyan and a popular talking point among govies.

"Hey, have you seen the toxic pond yet?"
"Yeah I have, I walked by it yesterday on the way to town."
"TP moment"

by THEWRENCHBROTHER February 17, 2021

Pond Blaster

Cumming in the sink

Dude I pulled a pond blaster last night!

by Here for the funny February 3, 2020

Tailings Pond

An alcoholic beverage made by pouring Guinness beer over a shot of rye on ice.

After a zoomy walk down by the river, I like to refresh myself with a tailings pond.

by rpn453 January 11, 2011

Pond skater

A working class person in the U.K. who votes Tory and invokes American capitalist views that harm services like the NHS. It refers to ‘across the pond’ meaning the Atlantic Ocean and the fact that ones political views leave one at the bottom of the food chain, especially below Pepe the Frog.

Only a pond skater would vote Tory with no pot to piss in.

by Ontical December 15, 2019

pullin' a pond

To disband or collectively boot all members from a chat room that you created in a tizzy fit of rage when someone posts anything that you (the creator of the chat) disagree with. Extra bonus points for the room having been created to spread good will and promote teamwork. this behavior is found primarily in fiery redheads.

You still in that chat? Nope, somebody was pullin' a pond and shut it down

No sir, someone went all "pullin' a pond" on us. Shut it down.

by Av. 11 January 26, 2015