OMJ

Oh My Jasper, refers to the empathetic vampire Jasper in the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer.

Alice: Bella! What's wrong!

Bella: OMJ Edward left me!

by NeverEnchained October 18, 2008

OMJ

OMJ = Oh My Jelly!
just for randomness and for those who think OMG is overly used

OMJ! kelly her but is so big!

by YOMOMMA! O_O July 18, 2009

omj

oh my juice
something i made up when trying to say OMG to my friend Ant in sign launguage, because a little kid was super annoying because he wouldnt stop talking (you know how they are,see example). I didnt know "g" so i put "j".

kid: ...so then there was a train full of clones, like in Star Warz! do you like Star Warz? I luv it! there are people and more people and more people and more people and more people and more people and alien things! my favorite part was when my favorite charater said something that was sooooo cool.

me: yeah, you sho-

kid: oops, i forgot to do my homework. my teacher is a butthead. can you spell butthead? i can. B-U-T-H-E-D, butthead!

me: you really should-

kid: can also spell rainbow! R-A...

me thinking: omg, hey i will sign launguage! O-M..uh...J. Yeah, OMJ that kid is talkative! trying to make him shut up is like trying to lick your elbow!

by RWH_yall December 12, 2008

OMJ

As known to the Jonas Brothers fans, it would be stood for 'Oh My Jonas!'

but if you put OMJJ or OMNJ, it would be like Oh My Joe Jonas or Oh My Nick Jonas.

"OMJ is Nick dating Miley again??"
"OMJ I sure hope not!"

by k3ss!ah November 24, 2007

OMJ

"Oh My Jihad" Similar to OMG, but intended for use around muslims.

OMJ! Hezbollah is comming to kill us!

by jmoschetti45 July 31, 2006

OMJ

Oh My Josh

person 1: "OMJ"
person: 2" "Where!?"
person 1: (screams and runs)

by Potstickers June 4, 2015

OMJ

It it stand for Oh My Jacob. Commonly used by Team Jacob fans.

It was started because Jacob has a body like a Greek "God", therefore it is Oh My Jacob instead of Oh My God.

Girl 1~ OMJ!! OMJ!!
Girl 2~ OMJ what?
Girl 1~ IATO just posted the first trailer of Eclipse!!
Girl 1 and 2~ OMJ!!! OMJ!!! OMJ!!! OMJ!!!

by Mrs.JacobBlack March 12, 2010