Offspring

one of the best punk rock bands ever

some of there best songs are pretty fly for a white guy, and hit that

by fucker March 17, 2005

offspring

A once awesome punk band that sort of died with the release of Splinter. Their best songs are
1. Crossroads
2. Pretty Fly for a White Guy
3. Come Out and Play

Offsping fucking kick ass!!!

by Okita-Sama March 12, 2005

Offspring

The best band ever!!!!!! Amazing albums! Brilliant songs like Want You Bad, Hit That, Self Esteem, Spare Me The Details, Gone Away, Smash, Bad Habit and loooads more. They are AMAZING live!!!!!!
Dexter Holland: vocals, guitar
Noodles: guitar
Greg K: bass
Atom Willard: drums
Dexter Holland, soo hot!!!
Best Band ever!!

The Offspring rock and they're the best!!

by Nicola( Offspring Rock!!! Best Band In the World!!!) July 20, 2008

Human offspring

A messy, slobbery, crying heap of flesh that carries the genetics of both human parents.

Eventually, the offspring go through some type of metamorphous and become an irritating, arrogant, war loving people who care only about themselves and this strange item they call "money". (It has no apparent value or visual appeal. The humans use it as some sort of bartering device.)

"The human offspring have a strange authority aver their elders. They manipulate them in order to get what they desire. If we uncover their secret, planet Earth will soon be ours."

by The Extraterrestrial Giraffe August 6, 2014

Offspring Paradox

Offspring can be disturbingly illogical, yet profoundly fulfilling. You should anticipate paradox.

Huda: Oh man, I'd hate to bring a child into this world of nonsense, but I feel like I need it.
Mackan: And that's what you call *clears throat* an Offspring Paradox.

by tigerlxlly September 7, 2020

offspring

money leach

uhhhhhhhh offspring

by niggeroffender April 9, 2021

Offspring

A person's child/children or an animal's young.

Viviparous animals are the ones who bear offspring. Oviparous animals lay eggs.

by the random. November 21, 2021