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mac os x

An awesome operating sytem that is the best ever compiled.
For all the haters out there that say apple computers suck they are just mad cuz they dont got one and they got their shitty x86 machines.
Yeah windows is the best i love my blue screen of death!!!!!!!
but mac os x is gay cuz it works properly
by yeahapplesbetter September 25, 2006
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An operation system built for babies. It contains many a moving image to keep the child interested in even the simplest task such as browsing this website. The exact opposite to linux.
ooh look at the icons move when i touch them mommy!
by SuperSayinHi February 25, 2005
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Apple OS X is the equivalent of Windows 3.1 - but with a dock.
by moltovivace August 24, 2005
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An operating system that jackass ub3r-1337 wind0ze zealots love to hate becuase they can't run all of their awesome games on it. Because, you know, Operating Systems are specifically designed for some toolbox to jerkoff to the latest expansion of Half-Life 2 (which actually does run under OS X with crossover). Nevermind that Vista is the biggest pile of shit to ever come out of the ass of MS, teh sidebar iz teh bestxx00rs!

People that run OS X tend to have a bit of pride in their selection because they were probably like the asshats described above until they actually wanted to improve their computing experience. You will find that mac users are more vocal about their OS selection because they actually have a working brain in their heads, unlike the fucktards that play video games all day long and jerk off to pictures of Richard Simmons while their mom does their laundry and makes them dinner.
ub3r_wind0ze_us3r: My core2duo is awesome!!!111
Mac User: Yeah, my dual-quadcore core2duo Mac Pro is also pretty sweet.
ub3r_wind0ze_us3r: Wha?! How much framerate you g3t on that beast?!
Mac User: I don't game, I actually write software for <insert meaningful purpose here> in OS X.
ub3r_wind0ze_us3r: f4g. m4c are teh suck an j00 know it.
Mac User: .... *sigh* Idiot.
ub3r_wind0ze_us3r: my sw33t game-hacking program doens't work in dat crappy OS. Apple ar3 fagzzz.
by the_ths June 2, 2007
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One of the worst OS's in the market. The OS Has limited capabilities, and limited 3rd party software compared to it's advesaries.

It's fairly obvious that they are suffering, why else would they now allow Windows to be installed on a Mac? Because Windows is more functional than OS X and people know that.

Finally, the makers of OS X, Apple, is an attempt at a monopoly over you once you buy their product. Mac this, iPoo that, with other OS's, you can get choose from a multitude of 3rd party addons or software that OS X can't compare to.

Most people complain about Other OS's problems, however these are usually because of carelessness and things THEY downloaded. When OS X crashes, it crashes.
Person A: "My Windows PC keeps crashing, why?"
Person B: "Because you got a virus. It' called W32.whatever."

Person A: "My Mac keeps crashing, why?"
Person B: "Because you got a virus. It's called OS X"
by tehTruth1 October 3, 2006
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Mac OS X is yet another operating system for bigots and fools to latch on to. Just like windows, linux it's main purpose to get lusers to religiosly follow and purchase the OS and it's accessories.

Mac zealots, like windows and linux zealots are likely to flame you, flame you, and flame you if say anything about their os, positive or negative.

The only difference between Apple and Microsoft is that when Steve Jobs tells you to buy his new product, you do it. When bill gates and croanies tell you, you puke and ridicule. Then steal the interface for "tranformation packs".
Man those lusers really hype that Mac OS X, and that Linux, and that Windows...they all suck!!
by B1FF! March 10, 2005
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Gayest os ever made. Windows XP PWNS it!
If everybody wanted to use OS X, they would. Eberybody I know has Windows XP or Vista. Mac users are stupid liberals in their college dorms jacking off to goatse.
by Scarface47 February 7, 2008
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