Old

Michael Lofton

Man my back is feeling like Michael Lofton! (As in my back hurts like an old guy's)

by Jk Jinx May 8, 2025

old

Unlike late teens or early 20's, from the age of 23 onwards is considered "old" for someone who still has screen time limits imposed by their parents and is deemed too immature to watch movies like Deadpool. This term highlights the generational gap in perceptions of age and maturity.

At 23, I feel old when my parents still impose screen time limits and think Deadpool is too inappropriate for me, making me question if I'll ever really grow up in their eyes.

by Emotional Cruiser August 8, 2025

old

The slang term read: moniker given by Gen Z-born kids to persons born prior to the establishment of Google on September 4th 1998

She thinks she's so cool, but she's definitely old—like, she remembers life before Google!

by Emotional Cruiser October 28, 2025

Old

You (*Naveen*)

Old means you

by Oldmannaveen November 2, 2025

.old

When you link someone to a website they have already seen. It refers to a fictional top-level domain (like .com, .net and .edu) that, if it existed, would house all the old shit everyone has seen but you.

Example 1
Guy1: Have you see tubgirl?
Guy2: you mean www.tubgirl.old?

Example 2 - The lazy approach
Guy1: Hey, check out todays woot
Guy2: .old

by foo? March 3, 2006

Old J

Junior (grimes)

What everybody calls junior grimes, aka “the joker”, J grimes, etc

A internet gangster, etc crime lord

hits on every girl he knows.

Also known under many different names (allegedly)

Person 1: yo J, I think she likes you

J: there was NEVER a doubt in my mind >:)

Old J is a playa

by Kierstenbae October 8, 2021

Old goosebump arm

Victoria Coren Mitchell

Woosh! Such an old goosebump arm she is

by LittleAlexHorne November 18, 2021