5 o’clock in the morning

5 o’clock in the morning is Morningwood

- the time that you spend planning out the rest of your day

- a good chunk of people will be asleep

“It’s 5 o’clock in the morning the conversation got boring, you said your goin got bed soon, so I snuck off to your bedroom. Then I thought I’d just wait there....”

A lovely Tpain song from the 2000s, that should be loved by everyone.

I’m not even angry that nobody remembers it. But I liked to talk about it with my friends.

Psychologically it would be the most calming song to use to go to sleep.

At 5 o’clock in the morning someone will be having sex and thinking about me.

At 5 in the morning I’m usually asleep, but still love this song though.

“Boy’s used to sing this all the time on the bus. Zachary, would love this song.”

by Funimnothavingfundoyougetitnow July 20, 2021

12 O’Clock Boy

One who engages in the act of tilting any bottle of hard liquor towards the ceiling (12:00) & going full send

Did you just see him dust that 2/6?? He’s a 12 O’Clock boy fr 💯

by hellakellerd November 06, 2019

o’clock

used to specify the hour when telling the time.

It’s twelve o’clock now.

by bluestinger66 March 15, 2023

Time O’Clock

Something Nathalia made up so Josh would stop bothering her that such phrase did not exist.

It is used by more civilized people when talking about an hour for music to start playing or be played.

In Nashville it is always Time O’clock

by Natty Ice November 27, 2021

Ugly o’clock

Describing an early time in the morning to do something that doesn’t directly benefit you or that you don’t want to do.

I had to get at ugly o’clock to drop my niece to the airport.
What time did you have to wake up at to go to work? I have to wake up at ugly o’clock

by Ororo88 May 17, 2019

Three O’Clock Bomb

A blue-collar factory worker who takes a massive dump and totally decimates the employee restroom right before 3 o’clock, and then punches out and heads home.

This is considered a health and safety hazard and may include the following side effects:

- nausea

- light-headedness

- sudden loss of breath

- passing out
- circulatory issues

- stalling of work

Eric: “Holy fuck. Marco dropped a three o’clock bomb that smelled so bad the compressor maintenance guy had to stop working.”

Terry: “Even his farts have been known to literally wreak havoc and clear the break table.”

by urabanodictionaro December 27, 2023

Hung O’Clock

A random time of day where a person’s Ego and genitalia is heavily overstimulated. (hungest / draggerist).

Holy Shit it’s Hung O’Clock!!

by The Maples July 31, 2022