nutties

guy version of titties

"calm yo nutties, bro"

by nigganigganiggawutttits March 24, 2014

NUTTY

when you cant get it up. When nothing seems to arouse you apart from boys.

Daniel " i just cant get it up! i mean this is some goos chick porn...i think im goin nutty..."

by goats anon January 17, 2004

nutty nutty nut nut

Something you say to your friends when you are referring to busting a nut but you want only the very few people who read this definition to understand

Bro I'm boutta nutty nutty nut nut once I head out

by aright imma head out September 23, 2019

Nutty Clegg

A Nutty Clegg is a cling on. A Nutty Clegg is where you don't wipe your arse after doing a shit and the poo dries up and sticks to Your arse hairs and can sometimes make you feel very uncomfortable. It is very painful to remove Nutty Cleggs.

My Arse is so itchy, I think I've got a Nutty Clegg.

by CleggMaster September 23, 2017

nutty cletus

this is where you chew up some goobers (chocolate-covered peanut candy) and spit them up somebody's anus. then they poop the contents of their butthole into your mouth.

man #1: what should we eat while we watch titanic tonight?

man #2: how 'bout some goobers?

man #1: oh i'm sorry we're fresh out due to the huge nutty cletus i gave your wife last night.

man #2: oh.

by cocktupus January 28, 2008

Nutty Puddy

When cum comes in contact with water.

I spanked it in the shower and my cum mutated into Nutty Puddy when it mixed with water.

by GreekStreets March 28, 2009

Nutty traf

A rather pungent expulsion of air

Debbie surprised me with a rather nutty traf

by Nutty traf August 28, 2018