numbjob

A numbjob is tugging your dick with a twist. Most people would sit on their hand until it becomes numb, then jerking off, giving the feeling of someone else giving you a handjob.

Just giving myself a numbjob.

by Sam Leisenring August 28, 2016

nutjobedness

The degree to which a person can display their nut job behavior

Her nutjobedness had gotten way out of control

by Jjsslulu October 12, 2017

Nutjob

When a man decides to have his nuts removed to become a woman. A Nutjob can also be in the opposite perspective when a woman has a pair of nuts glued to her vagina to become a man.

Wesley decided to change sex to be Wendy. When his friends found out, one of them said, "why is he being such a nutjob?"

by Long Johns November 13, 2017

Nutjob

A nutjob is the actual term for a blowjob since a blowjob does not include any actual blowing and a dickjob or a penis job just sounds like you are getting your penis or dick reshaped.

Bruh, Carey gives the best nutjob.

Please give me a nutjob, I’m gonna get blue balls

by Dumbasschick0401 March 27, 2019

nutjob

(noun) When someone gives you a blow job with a nutcracker.

I call her the sugarplum fairy, because she gave me a nutjob.

by rottingbrains April 12, 2021

Nutjob

When one's own semen, or another's semen is used as lubricant for a handjob.

Collin enjoyed the look on George's face so much that after George busted he kept going and made it a nutjob.

by EmusForEmos501C_Nonprophet February 18, 2022

Nutjob

a mad or crazy person.

you got any other friends that aren't complete dimbulbs or nutjobs?

by garfilbert June 12, 2022