nose job

Pretty much like a blow job, except using the nostril instead of the mouth.

Doctor: what the hell happened
girl: I gave my boyfriend a nose job

by the funny one February 13, 2015

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Canadian nose job

1) When your nose gets broken while playing hockey.

2) Euphemism for rough sexual encounter with a Canadian

1, 2) I should have given him 2 minutes in the penalty box for the Canadian nose job he gave me.

by Oxford Hood December 17, 2018

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The male equivalent of the South Carolina Sinus Squeeze. The act of rapidly inserting one’s penis into another’s nasal cavity for the purpose of clearing a clogged nostril.

Becky you have to try North Carolina Nose Job, Bob gave me one last night and I can finally breathe again!

by Slimmy T July 7, 2025

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The act of cutting off your genitalia, cremating it, and snorting the ashes.

Before I went to sleep, I gave myself a Nebraskan nose job.

by Steve4051 June 27, 2025

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when you can’t afford a nose job, so you go to colorado and do cocaine instead.

Woah, have you seen Ashley? She looks so coked out. I heard she got a colorado nose job.

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The male equivalent of the South Carolina Sinus Squeeze. The act of rapidly inserting one’s penis into another’s nasal cavity for the purpose of unplugging a clogged nostril.

OMG Becky, you NEED to try the North Carolina Nose Job. Bob gave me one last night and I can finally breathe normally again!

by Slimmy T July 7, 2025

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