oogie noogie

When a gentleman blows a load in his palm and proceeds to give one a noogie. Note: one may only give an "oogie noogie" to a friend or an enemy.

Citation needed

When I was in high schools, I didn't get swirlies; I got oogie noogies.

by Bill449 June 12, 2017

fetus noogie

Giving another being or child a noogie with a hanger

"My kid, John, was misbehaving, so I gave them a fetus noogie-"

by Depixelator5555555555 March 23, 2020

Boogie Noogie

A Noogie, performed with a booger on the knuckles for gross out effect.

This kid in my class was talking trash so I gave him a Boogie Noogie

by NekroGGRE May 6, 2021

Taint Noogie

This maneuver is when you perform what would be a regular noogie but with a twist. You bend over the recipient and begin to noogie their taint.

Friend 1:
Why the donut pillow?

Friend 2:
I got a top notch taint Noogie two weeks ago and still feel it."

by Noremac1981 June 2, 2022

ultimate noogie

When someone's head is cut off; decapitation

Willie: Why look, it's Milhouse! What's the power glove for, opening the cup on your wierdo pills?
*Receives an ultimate noogie*

by redroadpunk August 22, 2022

Oogie Noogie

A very rough poke or grind with the knuckles, on a person's fragile head.

"Oh gosh! My brother gave me an oogie noogie!" -johnny smithens

by UuuUhLol May 27, 2023

Hairy Noogie

Like a normal noogie, but the main goal is to mess up the victim's hair. The technique may be closer to a dutchrub as you want to use your whole hand, not just your knuckles.

Tips:
Flatten out your hand and let your fingers fly.
It does not have to be long, just destructive.
Best victims are those with neat, medium-length hair.

Bridger cares so much about his hair, so I'm going to give me a Hairy Noogie and mess it all up.

by WedgieLoser September 3, 2025