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Nonce

A old man, often caught fiddling with their grandchildren, and asking for proof that they’re in the bath. Some Nonce names may include: “John, Keith, Huitson” so watch out boys. Especially avoid “huey_45”
Leon: “hew grandad’s a right nonce ye kna”
by MyGrandadTouchedMe April 15, 2020
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Nonce

Being a pedophile. it can range from speaking to little kids in s noncey way to touching them like a nonce.
come on dad, we talked about this. You can touch little girls like that. You’re a nonce!”
by bëãńš December 19, 2019
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Nonce

My dad's a nonce cause he plays with my asshole
by BigAssNonce November 12, 2018
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Nonce

A slang word for pedophile eg Cha she
Cha she is a nonce for asking 12 year olds for nudes bro it's crazy
by Hi cuz January 7, 2020
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Nonce

A nonce is Tannaz.
Tannaz is a big fuckin stroky nonce
by Tannaz is a nonce January 2, 2019
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Nonce

Your local geezer having a pint watching the kids play at the park having a wank
Oi you see Harry he’s a proper nonce playing with them kids
by Pussy muncher 18 September 22, 2020
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