Fatty Noid

Someone who is fat and a nerd at something..

OMG Your a Fatty Noid

by AreYouGonnaBang'Doe? April 19, 2010

noiding out

the act of being completely idiotic and paranoid. usually has to do with the use of drugs.

shiloh: did you hear about william?
forrest: yeah! apparently he checked his entire apartment for bugs.
shiloh: damn, he must have really been noiding out! Do you know why?
forrest: apparently he is a diagnosed schizo or something, who knew?!

kid smoking weed#1: fuuuuuck i'm totally noiding out man!
kid smoking weed#2: relaaaax, we're at my place, no one is going to bust us.

by midori modesty February 27, 2011

Bongolian Butt-noid

A sidekick, usually your best friend. Someone who is worshipped by the people of Bongolia.

My best friend, Allen, is a Bongolian Butt-noid.

by Scooter Scotch February 2, 2010

Noid

Clear-sighted, realistically unafraid. A condition which must necessarily exist in order for the condition of being para-noid to exist.

The only one at the party who had declined the marijuana, he did not have the munchies, did not find every utterance, no matter how inane, hysterically funny, he was more than ready to drive anyone and everyone home if need be, and he was suffering no delusions; absolutely no one was out to get him. While his friends may be paranoid, he was, in a word - noid.

by Monkey's Dad June 6, 2021

Kenneth Lamar Noid

Kendrick Lamar's paraNOID schizophrenic and bipolar alter-ego who crashed out on The Noid by Domino's in 1989 citing him believing that Domino's Pizza was targeting him resulting in the shut down of the mascot. He was so mentally damaged that the court adjourned him citing that he literally had no clue wtf he was doing cuz he was so mentally gone.

Good Kid m.A.A.d City makes me feel like Kenneth Lamar Noid.

by pseudoepherdine consumer November 21, 2024

spank-noid

spank·noid (sp angk 'noid)

n.
The sphenoid bone.

adj.
1. Wedge-shaped.
2. Of or relating to the sphenoid bone.

v.
1. What she "says" in class.

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spank·noidal (-noidl) adj.

Hey, what is number 13? Is it the spank-noid bone?!?

by mabecorp April 25, 2010

noided

1. Slang for paranoid used in the East Coast, specifically the Philly area.

2. A word used in the Death Grip's song "I've Seen Footage."

3. The state of being optimistically paranoid. The hyper-aware, self-conscious mind meets and is in constant tension with the pleasure-focused, flow-state mind.

4. Someone who has seen troubling and/or disturbing footage on the internet, the news, on a phone, etc.

5. Staying tight, in the zone, focused, nice, alert.

"Watch out for the cops, stay noided."

"I've seen footage, I stay noided, I've seen footage, I've seen footage!"

"Whoa, that guy's drinking cranberry juice and listening to "Dreams" on a longboard. Is he okay?"
"Yeah bro, that guy's staying noided."

"Did you see that police killing on the news the other day? I couldn't even watch it, I don't think it's my place..."
"Of course I've seen it; I stay noided."

"I got my girl, my beer, my cigarettes, a check coming my way... feeling hella noided right now."

by Nu Metal Professor September 13, 2021