the act of being completely idiotic and paranoid. usually has to do with the use of drugs.
shiloh: did you hear about william?
forrest: yeah! apparently he checked his entire apartment for bugs.
shiloh: damn, he must have really been noiding out! Do you know why?
forrest: apparently he is a diagnosed schizo or something, who knew?!

kid smoking weed#1: fuuuuuck i'm totally noiding out man!
kid smoking weed#2: relaaaax, we're at my place, no one is going to bust us.
by midori modesty February 10, 2011
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A sidekick, usually your best friend. Someone who is worshipped by the people of Bongolia.
My best friend, Allen, is a Bongolian Butt-noid.
by Scooter Scotch February 2, 2010
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1. Slang for paranoid used in the East Coast, specifically the Philly area.

2. A word used in the Death Grip's song "I've Seen Footage."

3. The state of being optimistically paranoid. The hyper-aware, self-conscious mind meets and is in constant tension with the pleasure-focused, flow-state mind.

4. Someone who has seen troubling and/or disturbing footage on the internet, the news, on a phone, etc.

5. Staying tight, in the zone, focused, nice, alert.
"Watch out for the cops, stay noided."

"I've seen footage, I stay noided, I've seen footage, I've seen footage!"

"Whoa, that guy's drinking cranberry juice and listening to "Dreams" on a longboard. Is he okay?"
"Yeah bro, that guy's staying noided."

"Did you see that police killing on the news the other day? I couldn't even watch it, I don't think it's my place..."
"Of course I've seen it; I stay noided."

"I got my girl, my beer, my cigarettes, a check coming my way... feeling hella noided right now."
by Nu Metal Professor September 13, 2021
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To get extremely fucked up and be intoxicated with cannabinoids; including THC, CBD, Delta 8, HHC and others.
"wyd tonight babe"
"smoking 🌬 im getting noided tonight 😈"
by Swiftlets February 6, 2022
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noided means a cool thing/person
mr.dethgrip (stefan burnett) said it for the first time (i think) in deathgrips` second album "the money store" in the song named "ive seen footage"

this might be complete bullshit im not sure if this is the actual meaning of noided
"IVE SEEN FOOTAGE I STAY NOIDED"

"yo bro, did you hear that alex listened to deathgrips? i think hes noided"
by Sadqwe27 August 28, 2022
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Noided - (or simply Noid) is a relatively new term used as a derogatory slur against Black people.

This came about as an online community of White people wanted to create a “new N word” to use against Black people.
She’s a Noid/Noided.
by bantaalex January 22, 2022
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