niels

Cringe mf who keeps crying when he loses a game of fortnite like bruh goe goe gaga shut up

I just stomped niels to death.
Fuck you niels.

by bruhman9000 February 10, 2022

Niels

Niels is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. He'll look at you and you'll feel your heart become warmer. Perfect blue puppy eyes, and the sweetest laugh you'll ever hear.

Niels is the guy you wanna spent the rest of your life with, don't mess up xoxo

mom; i just love that new boyfriend of yours.
me; yes, Niels is the best.

by woahits.sav June 04, 2019

Simp for Niels day

January Eighteenth is the day of the year in which you simp for (or make out with) someone by the name of Niels

Sora: you hear it's simp for Niels day?
Maddy: I already bought him a graphics card

by Boony January 18, 2021

Cara Niel

The hottest b1tch alive

Wow holy f!ck did u see Cara Niel at the gath last night 🥵

by Carzzzzzzzzzz February 15, 2021

Niels Christian

Niels Christian is a dude with an huge penis!
His donkey dick swings like a motherfucker

Who turned on the table fan?
oh shit its just Niels Christian swinging his cock

by nwfnkdneow2233 February 27, 2024

“Nieled It”

To state or rephrase something that has already been said...extensively.

“Did you hear? Florida issued a state wide- stay home order for 30 days” You “Nieled it”, we spoke about that only like seven times.

by msgpanda April 04, 2020

Niels Brock

Hell.

Person 1: "Oh, you started at Niels Brock?"
Person 2:"Yeah, and have Ingvar"
Person 3: "Damn, that sucks"

by Hukkefar December 03, 2021