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Niel

A God. Extremely elusive. He just appears from different timelines, and also theorized that he appears from different worlds. He intervenes sometimes, at random, ranging from giving a hand on huge crisis to just pranking people. Seems to be omnipotent. Avoids being seen, only appears if the right conditions are met. Conditions are still unknown. Visual appearance are weirdly random, could be a plant, animal, human, or a monster/alien. Only visible to their target(s).

First records of being spotted is in a cave, drawn by one of the very first caveman known.
Old man: You know, let me tell you a story

Young boy: What is it grandpa?

Old man: I've been saved once before by a Man riding a Dragon...

Young boy: Dragons aren't real.

Old man: Yes they aren't real, at least in our world. The one riding the dragon. His name is Niel.

Young boy: Niel?

Old man: Aha! Young boy, I've spent some years researching who, when and where his origins are. It turns out he's a God that appears out of nowhere.

Young boy: Wow that's amazing! Are you making stories grandpa?

Old man: Look him up on the library, you will know and remember the name Niel. I maybe one of the luckiest living thing that encountered such elusive being.

Young boy: Okay grandpa!
by ConquerorZen March 18, 2022
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niels

Cringe mf who keeps crying when he loses a game of fortnite like bruh goe goe gaga shut up
I just stomped niels to death.
Fuck you niels.
by bruhman9000 February 10, 2022
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Simp for Niels day

January Eighteenth is the day of the year in which you simp for (or make out with) someone by the name of Niels
Sora: you hear it's simp for Niels day?
Maddy: I already bought him a graphics card
by Boony January 17, 2021
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Cara Niel

Wow holy f!ck did u see Cara Niel at the gath last night 🥵
by Carzzzzzzzzzz February 15, 2021
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Niel

Niel is a poes. He will die for you, if you are worthy... but if you're not - he will die laughing as your lifeless body melts into a smelly mess on the floor.
Jo ma se niel is klein
by Zootar November 25, 2021
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Niels Brock

Person 1: "Oh, you started at Niels Brock?"
Person 2:"Yeah, and have Ingvar"
Person 3: "Damn, that sucks"
by Hukkefar December 3, 2021
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Niels Christian

Niels Christian is a dude with an huge penis!
His donkey dick swings like a motherfucker
Who turned on the table fan?
oh shit its just Niels Christian swinging his cock
by nwfnkdneow2233 February 27, 2024
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