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crush nesting

When you find yourself spending the majority of your time in the place where you most often spend time with the person you like, it may also be the place where you last spent time with them, or the place where they typically spend most of their own time (with or without you).
Actually an animal-esque instinct, where an individual will come to expect their infatuation to show up there, often at a particular time, and so will hang around there without really thinking much of it.

For people, when that person shows up, a variety of things may occur that may not exceed anything beyond flirting.

In animals, crush nests are places for sharing food (mostly if they're carniverous), mating rituals, or mating itself. Animals who become mates often make their homes near their crush nest.
1. A wife waiting for her husband in the living room on his favourite chair, knowing that he will eventually come to sit on it.

2. A male fox in heat recalling a place where he'd earlier seen a vixen. He will head to that place, calling out for the vixen, and that place of "meeting" will be their crush nesting area and future home.
by Freez-E June 30, 2009
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Tissue-netting

The art of finding and hooking up with damaged girls, tissue princesses, girls with self-esteem issues, etc., because they're easy.
Joe: Man! How does Tommy keep hooking up with all these girls?
Andy: He's just tissue-netting; it's like taking candy from a baby. damaged girls are easy!
by artofthepickup May 4, 2011
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mud nesting

Placing of one's testicle(s) into another's anal orifice.
My asshole is feeling rather barren at the moment; could you perhaps indulge me with a quick mud nesting, good Sir?
by thermyte July 29, 2017
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nesting

The act of covering a toilet seat in toilet paper to avoid contamination from urine and tiny shit particles on the seat.
Yo there were so many skid marks in that toilet I had to nest that shit!
by Dave February 3, 2004
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Alpine Nesting Syndrome

ANS is a serious condition discovered by doctors in 1972. Symptoms of ANS vary, from picking up twigs and leaves with your mouth to sprouting 'feathers' and sitting on said nests for weeks at a time waiting for your young to hatch, but there is no young because you are crazy. There is no cure for ANS, you have to live with this disease forever.
Currently, ANS patients are being held hostage in China and are being used to breed genetically mutated birds of war for the chinese government. Any patient found to have ANS is shipped against their will to China to continue this experiment. Some may be shipped to N.Korea to aid in nuclear testing.
wow that guy has got a severe case of Alpine Nesting Syndrome, what a deuche
by RapetheWalrus November 1, 2006
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Nesting

The phenomenon involves two people. One person has an enema. Then, a pvc tube is place in the anus of each participant. A tube with a thinner wall is ideal. The participant who has not had the enema poops through the tube so their poop enters the other participant’s anus. Now, participant #2 keeps the dookie from the other participant in his rectum, sometimes for days. This is known as nesting. Or “nesting” someone’s poopy.
I feel such a strong connection to my lover while I’m nesting his dookie.
by Pseudo Poopy October 27, 2020
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Newting

When a man leaves his wife after she falls ill.

Named after Georgian Congressman Newt Gingrich who visited his first wife in hospital (she was recovering from surgery) to discuss the terms of their divorce. Also, he was cheating on her.
Guy1: Dude, my wife is really sick.
Guy2: Oh, really? Wow... what are you going to do?
Guy1: I'm thinking about Newting her.
Guy2: Oh.
by Mr_A October 7, 2011
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