Nextel

A cell phone, and cell phone service designed for the pathetic and worthless jerkoffs who think that they are living in some kind of fast and the furious alter reality, driving around "tricked out" civics as well as other rolling shitboxes they bought with thousands of dollars their parents gave them that they could have used to purchase a car of taste that didn't need $14,000 just so it could keep up with a stock Mustang.

An obnoxious phone for obnoxious people, but at least we can all rest easy knowing that they are getting screwed up the ass with their overpriced payment plans and tacked on fees for little to no service.

see: Excrement worthless compensation

Me: "I just got this new Verizon phone and I have great service whenever I need it."

Nextel User: "One sec...." *BEEP BEEP* "<crackling noises, and walkie-talkie sounding static and interference>" "what??"

by The Great Bafu March 15, 2005

nextel

The businessman's phone.

Offers functional "tough phones," as opposed to the traditional "pretty and cute" phones.

Useless unless used by a businessman or professional. Useful for one who gets a lot of phone calls.

The boss carries a Nextel i930. His employee carries Tmobile Mp3 Razr Phone, with Bluetooth.

by sam111111 December 13, 2006

netet

When the person recieveing a smugyy farts in its partners face.

Ronnie pulled down Steves pants to give him a smugyy but instead gave him a netet.

by lifetothetaker April 9, 2008

nextel

One of the greatest cell phone service providers with some of the largest (eww) phones. Service features the popular "Direct Connect" which is very similar to the function of a walkie-talkie.

I got nextel.

by the_writer_side June 22, 2004

Nextel

The pimpest Cell phones on the planet. You can call, two-way radio, or two-way. Usually going beep beep.

Damn your always getting beeped on your Nextel.

by Speedy October 21, 2003

nextelling

To be unintelligible due to digital audio breakup on a cellular phone. This is caused by excessive audio compression, marginal Radio Frequency signal and interference. The result is a sound that somewhat resembles a human voice. Named after the typical communication on Nextel’s Direct Connect service. Frequent users of such a system start to actually understand the gibberish rather than communicate using another technology.

1: Hair bar jew?
2: I’m at the Starbucks, where are you?
1: Muck rim raft rick
2: Okay, take your time. We can talk when you get here, you’re Nextelling on me.
1: Baiter rude

by RadioRay December 28, 2005

Nextel

the only cell phone service that works in this shithole, middle of nowhere place.

Gee whiz, w/o my nextel, where would my social life be??

by imaprettycoolbrunette February 10, 2005