Newfie raindance

When two people have sex for so long and hard that the ceiling drips water.

My girlfriend and I did a Newfie raindance last night and we had to use wet/dry vac to get all the water up.

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When two people have sex for so long and hard that the ceiling drips water.

My girlfriend and I did a Newfie raindance last night and we had to use wet/dry vac to get all the water up.

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When two people have sex so long the walls start sweating and the ceiling starts raining

Me and my girlfriend did a Newfie raindance last night and had to mop the floor and put the bed out to dry

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The art of inserting a flesh light into another man’s anus and having sex with the sex toy so it isn’t gay.

I gave my bro a Newfie slider whistle and didn’t have to say no homo first

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A garage, shed, or lean-to containing a television and some battered furniture.

If you’re looking for my dad, he’s watching the game in the Newfie living room.

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When you get "Lucky" with a Elderly Women. Also known has Grave Robbing.

Nathan has some serious Newfie Luck!

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Someone for Cape Breton. Often people from Saskatchewan call them that.

Hey Charlie where you from?
CHARLIE: Im from cape breton.
Ooh your one of those Newfie Scotians boy

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