second smallest city in mass. rivaling north Adams. up until the last 25 yrs a bombed out fishing and factory town full of the most interesting lady's and gentleman you would ever hope too meet . lots of history ,written and folk , stories passed down from generation to generation etc. Now a fully functioning tourist trap and real estate bonanza.the town is literally owned by three people ,none of home are from there originally. Basically the most perfect form of gentrification this side of mystic Connecticut. Scratch the surface though and it gets real weird real quick . Drugs lots of em, freaky sex,murder,rape, violent assaults,and general skull dugary!
prsn #1: hey i heard you bought a house in newburyport!
prsn #2: yes but than my daughter got addicted to heroin, my wife was banging a child molesting police sgt. on the side, my son got busted selling coke and e and is doing 2 yrs in Middleton h.c., and i got involved in an s&m prostitution ring and now I have h.i.v. , you wana house ?
prsn #2: yes but than my daughter got addicted to heroin, my wife was banging a child molesting police sgt. on the side, my son got busted selling coke and e and is doing 2 yrs in Middleton h.c., and i got involved in an s&m prostitution ring and now I have h.i.v. , you wana house ?
by mervel t September 12, 2009
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A place where you might see a black person sometimes.
A place where there's ONE FUCKING MCDONALD'S.
A place where you can't let small animals out at night because they WILL die.
A place where children never get shot, but you kind of want to see them get shot.
A place that sometimes looks like a rancid dump or a rich white Republican man's playground; and never in between.
A place where my school once went on lockdown because there was a stray dog on campus.
A place where sixty degrees Fahrenheit is too cold to go outside.
A place where the criminally insane were released onto the streets one day and now you can't go outside alone past 11 PM.
And that place, is a little town we like to call: Newbury Park.
The other day I saw a seagull kill and begin to eat a rat until a raccoon killed the seagull and ate it.
Newbury Park.
A place where you might see a black person sometimes.
A place where there's ONE FUCKING MCDONALD'S.
A place where you can't let small animals out at night because they WILL die.
A place where children never get shot, but you kind of want to see them get shot.
A place that sometimes looks like a rancid dump or a rich white Republican man's playground; and never in between.
A place where my school once went on lockdown because there was a stray dog on campus.
A place where sixty degrees Fahrenheit is too cold to go outside.
A place where the criminally insane were released onto the streets one day and now you can't go outside alone past 11 PM.
And that place, is a little town we like to call: Newbury Park.
The other day I saw a seagull kill and begin to eat a rat until a raccoon killed the seagull and ate it.
Newbury Park.
Tommy: My peepee tickles when I look at the other boys on the playground.
Kyle: What are you FUCKING GAY?
You: I want to die.
Welcome to Newbury Park.
Kyle: What are you FUCKING GAY?
You: I want to die.
Welcome to Newbury Park.
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Get the Newbns mug.adj. a british terminology referring to the 2020s cultural phenomenon describing the type of person who has a typical tendency to buy a new build house: that being a house that is incredibly overpriced for its size and quality. this type of person may be upper working class e.g the people on love island. A newbuild person may have a high propensity for turkey teeth and getting on sunbeds.
If male - doesn’t go a week without a skin fade and has at least one full sleeve of tattoos
If female - gets her lip filler topped up every few months and hasn’t been seen without a full face of makeup since she was 14
If male - doesn’t go a week without a skin fade and has at least one full sleeve of tattoos
If female - gets her lip filler topped up every few months and hasn’t been seen without a full face of makeup since she was 14
by Hufflepuff24601! June 17, 2023
Get the newbuild mug.Located in the cultural mecca of the UK that is Newbury Berkshire, St Bartholomew's - more commonly known as St Barts - is a haven for dead personality girls and guys who wear adidas hoodies and smoke vapes. Despite the overwhelming middle class demographic, many of the kids here try to act like London roadmen, adopting fake working class accents and vocabulary. Similarly, many girls like to develop nicotine addictions for the aesthetic - more simply described as rah where's my baccy girls, and the majority have, at one time or another, slept with wet guys for free weed and ket. Every group has that one person that has no friends and noone likes but just hangs around at the edge of the circle so they don't look sad and pathetic, and 1 in 5 people will get a part time job at the big tesco's or the Tot Hill maccies, and then spend all their earnings on stone island jackets. Most of the 16/17 year olds have shitty fake ids which they use once and get confiscated, and think that a good night out is Spoon's til 9pm and then home so mummy doesn't beat them. Oh and all the white girls think that activism involves just reposting shit on their insta stories, but then they buy sweatshop-made primark clothes and get a new iPhone every 6 months.
But its still better than park house and at least it's not in Thatcham.
But its still better than park house and at least it's not in Thatcham.
Emily: Guys did you see that I've organised a BLM/Climate Change/#FuckBoris march at St Batholomew's School Newbury ? If you're not there, you're the problem.
Sam: Nah g sorry Hunter's having a mad sesh at his yard, there's gonna be bare Kopperburgs. Can't dip St Bartholomew's School Newbury.
Sam: Nah g sorry Hunter's having a mad sesh at his yard, there's gonna be bare Kopperburgs. Can't dip St Bartholomew's School Newbury.
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